Out of the mouths of babes....

Is Sleepy Hollow close to the Equator? It is hot here.

I wish I were an amphibian.

No Mom, an andrewsarchus is not a dinosaur - its a mammal. Duh.

I feel low - give me some carbs.

Are the police going to pull me over for running since I am so fast?

Why do the sports teams cuddle so much? (Huddling!:)

When looking at a painting of an owl in its tree, "Why are there no stars?"

Daddy, don't you know that Tiburon means SHARK?

No thanks on the lollipop, I already had my dessert today

I am going to have 5 babies and live on a farm when I grow up - 4 girls and 1 boy. The girls are going to be Jahala, Janie, Janie, Jimbala and Tess. Do you know why Tess? Because a T looks like a J and J is my favorite letter. The boy will be Jay.

Jamie's latest short stories:
Once a little boy was there and he didn’t have a mommy or a daddy or a sister or a brother. There was just animals and one single boy. And then, the KEAS came - that means the warm wind. And then OVANNA and KOVA appeared. They are lions. And they lived into spring and learned to peer and jump. Peer means look around. And then they snuck to the zoo and then a little little little girl that was no more than 4 came up. No more than 4 means that she was 4 1/4. And then she turned 4 1/2 and then she saw a little little leprachaun and she had gold. The little leprachaun was named Lily and she yawned, not noticing that someone was right there. And the little girl got that gold. And then she turned 5 years old and had a birthday party with her brother at the zoo.

Once upon a time, there was no animals except for buffalos. And many people lived before Athlotta, the leprechaun. And then after William the Lephrachaun died, Jamie was here. And then the Chinoke appeared - and then the warm winds spread out and then it was night. And silent as a bat, sneaking. The bat found something to eat. He found the mouse and the raccoon to eat. And then he went out to have some fun at the beach - he ate some cookie crackers there for his dessert and then he went after some nasty flies. He trapped them- he put them in the water and then he dived for them. And one of them was too smart and it was a girl. She tricked him because she went on his head and then flew away. And then Alvin, her baby sister fly, got away. And then her mommy and daddy got away. Her mama's name was Algena and her daddy's name was Andy. And the big sister's name was Hannah. And then, when all of the bats died, Kelly was born, Jamie's baby sister. Then, Kelly was in mommy's belly and she zoomed into Jamie's mommy's tummy. And then, our daddy said, "You have done very well."

Once a long long long time ago, there was no one except animals. And then someone was the first person to live. And then that person decided to get a bow and arrow at the store. And then he decided to shoot the fruits and berries that were hard to get off the tree and the bushes. However, they did not come off. Even when he tried his very best. And then Mally the boy that tried to do all of these hard things in the story decided he wanted to go to Heaven. And then when his species died, some T-rexes and some animals like dinosaurs and sabre tooth tigers roamed the planet. THE END.