16 Months: Who cares?

I'm 16 months today - even Mom and Dad forgot this occasion in my old age. Let's see, I will give my own updates then and see how they like it...

* I headbutt
* I fell out of the crib (Mom forgot to raise the rail)
* I learned where my nostrils are and I pick them
* I laugh when I toot and burp
* I pee everyhwere as soon as Mom takes my diaper off pre shower or bath
* I don't like to talk really - can't get a word in edgewise in this house!
* I'm going to stop sleeping well too

How do they like these updates?