Oakland Zoo v. SF Zoo - Op Ed column

The Oakland Zoo is better than the San Francisco zoo. Why you ask?
* Because they have better rides (same rides as the SF Zoo plus way more like the sky ride)
* Because they have better food
* Because their Joeys jump and the SF kangaroos are always asleep
* Because their alligator is always very close to the glass for viewing and the SF one is always asleep far far away
* Because they have shows not during my naptime at the Oakland Zoo
* Because they have a whole room dedicated to bugs and spiders and snakes
* Because their choo choo train ride is much longer
* Because they have RED bottom baboons which make my mom laugh
* Because it is ALWAYS way warmer there
* Because they have BATS! They are so cool.
* Because their animals are not as sleepy and their monkeys swing around like crazy!
* Because they have fun and colorful animals to play on
* Because they have lots of sunny places to eat snacks and lunch
* Because they have fake bugs in the cement in the Kids Zoo part
* Because their spider web is built more for toddlers than Big Kids
* Because the parking lot is very close to the new Children's Zoo section (this one is from my mom)

The only thing better about the SF Zoo is the peacocks that wander around. That's it.

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